HYN - Faithful blog readers.
You horny fools.
We will return in January with new post.
Be Safe, and as always Do You.

Best,

Sue Heffer

Ahhhhh yes… that wonderful week after Christmas –during Kwanzaa – and before New Years when one is afforded that rare opportunity to watch a few movies. As I am in the process of writing a stage play and screenplay simultaneously that has black women’s roles – don’t ask, yes I’m crazy. I decided to catch up on some “sistah” movies. First out the box Waiting to Exhale. A movie about 4 friends with relationship problems. Each sistah’s relationship with her man is worse than the next. I remember watching the movie when it first debuted in 1995, but I didn’t remember anything about the movie, except that it was enjoyable. Of course I was 15 years younger. Now that I’m 15 years older and hopefully wiser - Hello, I wrote the Soulful Vagina Playbook - that movie didn’t go over to well with me. That’s probably because I once saw myself and so many people I know, or read about, in those real life roles with the wack men in that movie.


The wack men. A drunk, drug dealer. A cheater. On the down low. Married. Married to White women. Inadequate, with ugly inward and outward appearance. Prison? Don’t recall that any of them were incarcerated.

Thankfully, I am no longer involved with a wack-black man. Can’t say the same about a few of my sistah-friends though.

Here’s to the New Year. Hoping my black, brown, yellow and white sistah-friends find true happiness – whatever that means.

Celebrate you!
Do You!
Enjoy You!

As the New Year quickly approaches; I am so ready to forget about the top ten lying black men of 2011. Combined these black men’s transgressions include involuntary manslaughter, sexual misconduct against black women, white women and black boys, drug addiction, denial, cheating and the list goes on and on, not in any particular order.


I really hated to compile this black list, because the bulk of hate in America is directed towards the black man, but these men deserve the scorn they’ve received.

Herman Cain – Former Republican candidate Herman Cain rise to chocolate walnut flavor of the month and lead in 2011 GOP polls lasted just over two months. But sexual allegations against Cain by white women will last a lifetime. Ginger White, the women who claimed she had a 13- year affair with Cain finally derailed his train. Cain claimed with much soul searching and praying he dropped out of the race, but we all know it was his white lies and his wife’s migraines that brought his campaign train to a stop.

The last black man that had that many white women come out against him was um…

Tiger Woods – The only difference between the two is that all of Tiger’s women (up to sixteen have emerged) appeared to be money-hungry willing participants. Tiger’s troubles begin Thanksgiving of 2009. But he makes this list because the curse of his Tiger, follows him nonstop. Stories of Tiger and women continued to seep out in 2011, although he is now divorced. Tiger’s biggest lie is his denial of his blackness. Remember he claimed to be Cablinasian?

Apostle Claver - Chances are many of you have never heard of Claver. AKA Herman’s side piece. Google this undercover sweet “Christian.”

Conrad Murray – It wasn’t apparent how big of a big fat liar Murray was until he did that NBC interview. After the interview and trial many asked did the doctor have more propofol or women and babies. In November Dr. Conrad Murray was sentenced to four years in jail for involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson – I really hope that the King of Pop is resting in propofol peace. It’s a shame he never found peace on earth. He’s was a beautiful brown boy that turned into drug addicted white women. Also, he was an accused child molester that settled. And why did MJ settle out of court if he didn’t mess with the little boys? MJ makes the list because the media will forever keep him in the spotlight.

Eddie Long – Is there anything worst than a lying man of God? Instead of mentoring



the :Longfellows – Eddie long was sexually abusing them. All the while he was pastor of a mega church. What’s most troubling is that the men he molested continue to make the news and get into trouble. Money might be able to buy silence, but it can’t repair the damage done by molestation. Long claimed he had five rocks – maybe he meant cocks.

Clarence Thomas – That was his pubic hair on that coke can. But then that was a long time ago. More recently Supreme Court Justice Thomas has been accused of failing to report his white wife’s income from a conservative think tank on disclosure forms. Hell yes Supreme court justices should be term limited.

Allen West – (R – FL), this negro with the high top fade said the Democratic Party has created a “21-century plantation” over black voters and wants to keep us on the plantation. Yet this past summer when his brother was unemployed and looking for work – he sent his brother Arlen West to the plantation – the Congressional Black Caucus’s job fair. West is a liar that speaks with a fork tongue.

Alan Keyes – (R-hell) Former candidate for the U.S. Senate once said reparations was an “insult to our slave ancestors.” Seriously Alan? I won’t even repeat what he has said about President Obama. It’s one thing to constructively criticize the president, but his comments about the president are dangerous.

Ray Carruth – Some of you may not know this disgraced former football player who was convicted of hiring a hit man to kill the mother (Cherica Adams) of his unborn child because he didn’t want to pay child support. Carruth ended up going to prison for murdering Adams . Their child, Chancellor Lee Adams survived the ambush, but was born with cerebral palsy. Chancellor should be about eleven years old this year.

Did anyone else see this story? A strip club in Chicago has come up with a very different incentive to get people to donate toys to needy kids - free lapdances! The managers of the Admiral Club have strict rules though: you can only bring a new toy, and no matter how many toys you bring, you can only get one free lapdance! If you’re wondering if folks who love lapdances also love the kids, according to one source, the club collected three carloads of toys in last year’s toy drive! SIDENOTE: Let’s just pray that they hand over their toy before they get their free dance ...

Check this article out for some holiday cheer.  Don't break up - break out!

"The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings" - Eric Hoffer.


Great Blog post soon.

Sex sells well.
Sex is swell.
Sex sells well.
Sex can smell.
Sex can make you yell.

Check out what he has coming up for Wed's show. 

Oh my.

Sweaty balls, really?

TRAGIC NEWS: Another great icon of the culinary community, The Pillsbury Dough Boy died today of a yeast infection & traumatic complications from repeated pokes to his belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, 3 children: John Dough, Jane Dough, & Dill Dough, plus 1 in the Oven.


Services will be held at 3:50 for about 20 mins.

Is this commerical about the vagina offensive to black women. 
CLICK THE WORD COMMERICAL.

Natural Douche recipe (one treatment)

2 quarts of (purified, nonchlorinated water)
4 tablespoons peppermint, rosemary, or yarrow 

Bring water to a boil, remove from heat.
Add herb of choice, steep for 2 hours.
Strain with coffee filter

in case you need a douche after Zumba workout!

Pour into douche bag

Sistahs, Why are we making Patty Brisben rich?


On both Friday and Saturday I went to a Pure Romance Party. In case you don’t know, Patty Brisben is the founder of Pure Romance an in-home party company that sells sex toys, creams, and lubricant. The parties that I attended were as different as night and day. The Friday party was a “hood” party comprised of about 20 scantily dressed little drunken skanks who were being entertained by a thuggish looking stripper who threatened to quit stripping because in his words the ladies weren’t “making it rain” - paying him tips. One by one these little skanks met with the Pure romance consultant and dropped a boat load of cash on the overpriced products.

On Saturday I attended a more upscale event were a 40 and up crowd of horny women with dry coochies spent a ton of money hoping to get a miracle, some cream or toy that would turn their old coochie back into a Soulful Vagina.

In order to support the host and the consultant, I too plucked over some cash on creams and a sex toy, a bullet, that did not work. Not did not work as in satisfy me—the damn cheap China sex toy was broken.

Now I’m not really “hating” on Patty B, and don’t get me wrong I totally admire the way she grew her business. I plan to attend more Pure Romance parties because I can learn things at the parties that can help me grow my business.

The problems I have with Pure Romance products is that they are marked up 200 percent, some of the products don’t really do what they claim (although that arousal cream got me going, too bad the bullet didn’t shoot – broken sex toy. And even though some of products don’t really do what they claim - they smell good come in cute bottles and the catalyst that allowed us women to share a good laugh and some good sex stories.

As we work to develop our lubricants and orgasms sprays, develop a line of panties, tanks and night shirts, our question to our supporters (black, brown, yellow and white – sistahs) is this—why are we making Pure Romance rich?  Her products (sex toys) aren't made in America, are they?



Do tell?





Soulful Vagina booty shorts.  would you wear these?
why or why not?



not the best pix.

DO YOU!

lot's of colors and sizes....

We're loving it!

Shake, shake, shake your booty. For the last month I’ve been shaking my booty in a Zumba class. In case you don’t know, Zumba is a dance fitness method based on salsa and other Latin dance moves, performed to Latin and African dance beats.


The class is so fun and there is a lot of high energy in the room. People express themselves through body movements.

Today in class one sistah was really “showing out.” She was working it out. I wasn’t surprise to later find out that she teaches African dance classes.

If you’re tired of your same boring work out, go to Zumba.com and sign up for Zumba classes—go head, get your sexy on!

Celebrate and do you!

We will be back with a juicy post after the holday weekend.

Celebrate and Enjoy.  Be safe.

Read this.

Do tell?

At this blog we support Anthony Weiner and think that he should not resign. We don’t support him being less than truthful or hurting his pregnant wife with his actions, but we think he’s an excellent progressive politician. He  should seek treatment, but remain in office.

When you have a package like that, how can you not share it?

Do you agree?

I recently attended my nieces graduation–so very proud of her. She graduated and she has a kid, and she’s 17.  She’s amazing because she overcame and did the damn thing!
At her graduation  she rocked pink and red hair.  I coulnd’t help but think that  she may be limited in her job options with her creative hairstyle.  I didn’t mention her hairstyle may limit her  job options for a couple of reasons.  First, she’s a smart girl and I think she’ll change her hair when she enters the work place. Second,  I wear a natural kinky hairstyle that her older sister hates. She tells me how much she hates my hair everytime that she sees me. Her comments offend me and since I choose to uplift and not offend-I rarely offer my opinion on hairstyle, etc.
So I’m wondering, Dear Readers, what are your thoughts on outrageous hairstyles?  Ghetto or Fab?
My jobs allow me to wear my hair how I damn well please (for the most part). But if my hairstyle hindered my ability to work– I might change jobs. Not my hair.  What would you do?
Do tell.

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Soulful Vagina is an online ragazine. We publish pictures of liberated women and men (mostly black women) doing liberated acts. We also publish journalism and fiction. If you have something you want to share, send us an email to soulfulvagina@yahoo.com Attn: Sue Heffer

We seriously consider all submissions. Don’t contact us if you want to get paid, contact us if you want to be infamous! We love to mix politics and pleasure. In the upcoming weeks, we will share hot pixs of soulful women, and political opinion pieces. Check our site often and spread the word.




Look for us on an upcoming episode of the hit TV show Shark Tank

Hot!

Soulful Vagina is an online ragazine. We publish pictures of liberated women and men (mostly black women) doing liberated acts. We also publish journalism and fiction. If you have something you want to share, send us an email to soulfulvagina@yahoo.com Attn: Sue Heffer


We seriously consider all submissions. Don’t contact us if you want to get paid, contact us if you want to be infamous! We love to mix politics and pleasure. In the upcoming weeks, we will share hot pixs of soulful women, and political opinion pieces. Check our site often and spread the word.

Look for us on an upcoming episode of the hit TV show Shark Tank

Continue reading until we merge the two....

read the sign in the pix.

What aspect of your life needs spring cleaning?

And we are not sure what to think of this video.

So more updates.  Keep checking will have books and products soon.  Truly working hard to get this thing up and running.  Are you following us on @soulfulvagina    on Facebook  Soulful Vagina

Tonight will unwind with a home cooked meal and red wine.

After a long day of work, and being stuck in traffic-- it's definitely time to unwind.

Picked up a used copy of Charles Dickens - A tale of two cities at the bookstore.
Want to read the book, recently it was on Oprah's book club read list.
Read it in college, many years ago, remember that there were so many explosive themes running throughout the book.

Good night. Sweet dreams, readers.

If you could pay for you admission into heaven and sin as much as you wanted, would you?

Should churches with declining memberships  pay with food, coffee, and lotteries to attract new members?

Dear Blog readers:

Sorry that we haven't updated in a few days.  We're still trying to figure out in which direction to take SV. Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong.  The product ladies dissappeared.  There have been setbacks with the books, the printing, the artwork, etc.  We are getting t-shirts and even that is not going smoothly. 

But we love you all, we thank you for checking this blog and our website.  We welcome your feedback.  And we hope to bring you something really wonderful, real soon.

In the meantime, "do you."

Interesting little video.

Celebrate you by keeping a harmonious song in your heart and elsewhere. Why don’t some people speak? Hello. Why don’t they think before they speak? Who knows.


And the beat goes on. Doesn’t it? Themes flow through our lives. The themes aren’t always harmonious. Shit happens. Sometimes the beat sounds great. But the lyrics are harmful. There’s a beat in our heart. And most def a beat between our legs. The beats vibrate, causing our hips to gyrate. That beat is called excitement and sometimes it’s caused by horniness.

Think about this. Where do things we create come from? Do they come from our heart? Our mind? Or between our legs? Answer! There is no right or wrong answer.

Where do babies come from?



Life exist right there between our legs. Between our legs is all the power in the world. Some of what exist between our legs have caused the fall of politicians, celebrities, and everyday people.

Stuff has been bought, sold, traded and murdered because of what’s between our legs.

Listen closely. It’s important to be careful about who you share your soulful music with. Your soulful music can bring forth children, bring forth destruction better known as disease. In its simplest form it can bring forth pleasure, masturbation.

So go ahead, make music between your legs, but make sure that its good music. Make it a hit.

This sistah has got it going on between her legs.

So the Oprah show for the next two days will be about blacks and the lack of diversity at the national parks. Well that’s just fantastic. No really it is. I love parks and I have been camping for at least two decades. So really, I think it’s great. But I also a little bombed out that Oprah, nor Gayle has not come calling about my book--Soulful Vagina. Heeeeeelloooooo Oprah instead of doing two shows on camping, how about putting me on your show. C’mon Oprah, don’t make me beg.



Good night blog readers, to lazy to edit this post.......

First, about this blog. Don’t let the title fool ya. This blog seeks to empower and educate women. We desire to provide a forum in which woman can have open and honest conversations on a variety of topics. We receive lots of comments from men, and that’s great. We welcome men to join in regarding topics on this blog.  Also, check the website soulfulvagina.com


First if you aren’t familiar with Williams-Bolar a little about her.


Kelly Williams-Bolar is an Ohio mother who was convicted of lying about her children’s residency so that they could attend a better school. While she was convicted, it has been reported that her children lived with her father, in that school district and were in fact eligible to attend the school.


Today Williams-Bolar was will appear on the Dr. Phil show. From the previews of the show and according to published reports, Dr. Phil was incredibly tough on Williams-Bolar, which has struck a nerve with some in the community.

Jazzy a regular to this blog sent an email. Here’s part of her email, “Dr. Phil let’s white women get away with all types of shit on his show, so I don’t get why wants to make her the poster child for bad behavior.”

I haven’t seen the show. Will record and watch it later. So what do you think, was Dr. Phil to hard on Williams-Bolar.


Do tell?

And don't forget to check her interview on the Al Sharpton radio show today.  Go to the webiste National Action Network.

I read an interesting article in Clutch an online magazine. The article raises the question to shave or not to shave pubic hair. What do you think? Do you shave?




Oh do tell.

A well-intentioned white woman approached me in the grocery store and asked me if anybody had ever told me that I looked like Gayle King. They had. I don’t. Indeed, many consider Gayle King to be a delish woman of color, but I don’t look anything like her.


Although we have the same hair color, occasionally sport bangs, and...well never mind.

The other day when I was hanging out with my well-intentioned inebriated aunt she told me, “ I hate black people. I love real niggas.” Sometimes when you don’t agree with a drunk relatives bullshit rhetoric, they accuse you of being a fake black person. I’m not. But like most people, I have a certain standard that I live by, as does my aunt when she’s not fucked up drinking.


Recently, Gayle King’s radio program begin airing in our town. My aunt hates Gayle King’s show as do some blacks in our city. Some believe that her show touches on topics that are out of touch with black Americans.

Question. Is Gayle King’s show out of touch with black America, and if so does it matter? Have you listened to the Gayle King show? If so, what do you think about the show?

Oh, do tell in the comment section below.

Wonderful Readers please follow us on twitter @soulfulvagina or like us on facebook Soulful Vagina



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On Thursday Steve Harvey appeared on Dr. Phil’s show in his pimp suit, pimping his new book ‘Straight Talk, No Chaser’, which is a follow up to his best selling book ‘Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man’.

He appeared on the show with his new wife and gave advice to couples with problems. One man he advised to rub his woman down with baby oil. Hmmmm, wonder if Steve Harvey’s read the Soulful Vagina playbook.

I never watched Steve Harvey’s ex-wife, Mary Harvey, YouTube videos, in which she allegedly blasts Steve Harvey. But I did catch bits and pieces of the interview that she gave to Tom Joyner.


As a woman, I felt sorry for Mary Harvey, although I only have one side of a three-sided story. Steve’s side, Mary’s side and the truth.


Peace to the trio.  Mary, when all else fails masturbate.

Ladies how to piss your man off, when he’s fkg pissed you off




So today it’s raining cats and dogs. It’s supposed to rain up to three inches. I asked my hubby (soon to be ex) to go get the cell phone that I left in my car. He wouldn’t. Now mind you if I wasn’t a little under the weather, I’d go get it. Anyway, he refused to get it. Now it’s time for bed and he wants to “lay up.” not a chance. I grabbed my SV spray and headed for the spare bedroom. I told him I was going to masturbate. He went beserk. Ladies nothing pisses your man off than if you tell them you are about to go masturbate. If they don’t kill you first, sneak off into a different room and groan and moan like your are fking the shit out of yourself. Nothing will piss your man off more.

Forgive the shitty unedited post, it’s raining, I’m tired.

I’ll never forget the first Sunday I made my way back to church after debuting my little booklet, “The Soulful Vagina playbook, the little book that gives women BIG ideas on how to masturbate.” on a local radio show. And there sat Mrs. Repressed in her Sunday’s best,  including a ridiculous Sunday hat, frowning at me. Her husband was delighted to tell all who would listen,  that he’d heard me on the radio talking about masturbation. On the word masturbation his wife looked at me as if she was gonna die. Of course this egged me on. I asked her, Mrs. Holier Than Thou, what the bible said about masturbation. I’d done my research and I knew that the bible didn’t give a clear scripture that tells if masturbation was right or wrong, but I wanted to get her uptight interpretation on the subject matter. I wanted her uptight lips, that have probably committed many unspeakable acts, to tell me what scriptures in the bible she believed to be an argument against masturbation.

Instead, she told me that she was unsure and would have to get back to me.

One year later she has yet to get back to me. Since writing the little booklet, and another one, titled, “the soulful vagina playbook, the little book that gives women big ides on how to celebrate. What “doing you” really means."  I’ve met so many uptight and repressed church women. Not Christians.

To be fair I’ve met way more liberated women who have enjoyed reading the booklet. But it’s the uptight and repressed women that get on my last nerves.

What are your thoughts on God, the bible and masturbation, oh do tell in comment section below.

Rainy Tuesday in Cincinnati. Soulful Vagina wants to know what's there to do on a rainy day? 

Hey Blog Readers:

Exciting news!  We will debut our new book on the Lincoln Ware show on Thursday February 17, 2011.  Please tune into the show around 1pm.  You may also stream the show at thebuzzcincy.com

Please call in with your questions.  The # is 513.749.1230


*****MORE EXCITING NEWS****


We wil be at the 2011 Black Book Fair presented by 1230 AM WDBZ and the sister stations 100.3 MOJO and 101.1 the Wiz.

The bookfair will take place on Saturday February 19th, 2011 at Woodward Career Technical High School. 7005 Reading Rd. Cincinnati, Ohio 45237

Time 10 am – 5pm

The new book.

Soulful Vagina, the little book that gives you big ideas on how to celebrate, what “doing you” really means

The new book is here!

We will debut the book at the 2011 Black Book Fair presented by 1230 AM WDBZ and the sister stations 100.3 MOJO and 101.1 the Wiz.

The bookfair will take place on Saturday February 19th, 2011 at Woodward Career Technical High School.   7005 Reading Rd.  Cincinnati, Ohio  45237
Time 10 am - 5pm 
(mention you saw it on this blog and receive, free gift with purchase).

The new book.
Soulful Vagina, the little book that gives you big ideas on how to celebrate, what "doing you" really means

Details on upcoming bookfair and new book coming soon. Check back in a few days.

Soulful Vagina The little book that gives you BIG ideas on how to celebrate - What "doing you" really means.

Wishing everyone a soulful Succulent Snowy Tuesday.

Great things, like this blog and the website take time.  We are working on it and hope to bring you information soon. VALENTINES 2011.

Say that line to the next person that attempts to "play" you.

or you could say, "I'm lovin' it."

Thought for today. Love self!

Holla if you hear me out there.

Commnets welcome.  Don't be shy.  It's a New Year.