Sistahs, Why are we making Patty Brisben rich?

Sistahs, Why are we making Patty Brisben rich?


On both Friday and Saturday I went to a Pure Romance Party. In case you don’t know, Patty Brisben is the founder of Pure Romance an in-home party company that sells sex toys, creams, and lubricant. The parties that I attended were as different as night and day. The Friday party was a “hood” party comprised of about 20 scantily dressed little drunken skanks who were being entertained by a thuggish looking stripper who threatened to quit stripping because in his words the ladies weren’t “making it rain” - paying him tips. One by one these little skanks met with the Pure romance consultant and dropped a boat load of cash on the overpriced products.

On Saturday I attended a more upscale event were a 40 and up crowd of horny women with dry coochies spent a ton of money hoping to get a miracle, some cream or toy that would turn their old coochie back into a Soulful Vagina.

In order to support the host and the consultant, I too plucked over some cash on creams and a sex toy, a bullet, that did not work. Not did not work as in satisfy me—the damn cheap China sex toy was broken.

Now I’m not really “hating” on Patty B, and don’t get me wrong I totally admire the way she grew her business. I plan to attend more Pure Romance parties because I can learn things at the parties that can help me grow my business.

The problems I have with Pure Romance products is that they are marked up 200 percent, some of the products don’t really do what they claim (although that arousal cream got me going, too bad the bullet didn’t shoot – broken sex toy. And even though some of products don’t really do what they claim - they smell good come in cute bottles and the catalyst that allowed us women to share a good laugh and some good sex stories.

As we work to develop our lubricants and orgasms sprays, develop a line of panties, tanks and night shirts, our question to our supporters (black, brown, yellow and white – sistahs) is this—why are we making Pure Romance rich?  Her products (sex toys) aren't made in America, are they?



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