So Geraldo finally took his hand off his Hispanic cock and apologized. When fading personalities and politicians find themselves no longer relevant they write, tweet, or say something ridiculous-offensive-downright stupid, in the hopes that the media will pick up on their comment and thus they become relevant once again.

Geraldo’s ridiculous comment in a nutshell was to say that one of the reasons that Trayvon Martin is dead is because he wore a hoodie. His foolish comment led to a firestorm of controversy and today Geraldo apologized.

He took his hand off his cock, smelled his fingers, and now he feels relevant again. His cock is still there and so is his relevancy. Or so he thinks.

Now that he has apologized he can go back to being irrelevant.