Do black women with Big Butts have more fun?

Do black women with BIG BUTTS have more fun?


We certainly do. Well, I certainly use too. More on that later.

Cincinnati’s most popular black radio station, with mostly black callers, usually covers topics on everything from local and national politics to crime and punishment. Guest on the show range from big wigs like the town’s black mayor to passionate grassroots activist.

But on a sweltering hot Thursday in Cincinnati the afternoon portion of the show got hotter than the temperature outside when the following question was asked by the black male host, Which celebrity body/butt do callers most fantasize about.

The radio stations lines lit up with seemingly horny, otherwise intelligent men who happily told which celebrity “badonkadonk” was in their fantasy file. Most of the callers appeared to care more about the butt than the entire body.
Names tossed out included celebrities with the best bods/butts in the business. Serena, Alicia Keys, Fantasia, Halle Berry, and Gabrielle Union. Amazingly no one mentioned LisaRaye McCoy's “badonkadonk.“ I'm a straight woman, who unapologetically thinks that McCoy has got one of the best butts in the business.

Big surprise, Serena's butt won "most fantasized about butt." According to the men informally polled, Serena is Queen “badonkadonk.”

The horny talking radio callers that went wild over female celebrities butts caused this question to pop in my head, "Do black women with big butts have more fun?"

Yes, we do. I use too before I ate one too many bacon cheese burgers.

As a former big butt woman, and now bigger butt woman, I can tell you that when you have a big butt you have a ton of fun. Black men swoon over you and promise you the world and their first born child by another woman (who by the way, has no butt) if they can get a piece of you.

In this good black man recession, it is a must that you have a big butt if want to increase your chances of getting a man. A big butt is the bait you will need to snag your prey. However if all you have is a big butt, you'll get lot’s of indecent proposals and probably no marriage proposals, especially if you dress more sleazy than classy. Butt Bait and nothing else will not get you nothing with a price tag over $100.

If you've got a Serena super-sized butt , you have a little more to catch a man, and a lot more to bargain with.

Funny, there are tons of articles and blogs, books and best selling books, TV shows and TV show specials, that attempt to answer the question of how does a black woman find a good black man.

Who knew the answer was easy. The way to find a good black man is with a big butt. A big butt will lure lot’s of men to you, thus increasing your chances of getting a man.

However, a big butt will only get you so far. If you hope to land a good black man, you have to be a good black woman. You define what it means to be a good man or good woman. Everybody’s definition is different.

For black women that weren’t born with big butts, buy one. It’s as easy as buying fake hair, although way more costly. Or you can go the cheap route and purchase butt pads. Consider yourself lucky if you have a big butt and make sure you keep it right if you’re single and looking to catch a black man. At the very least, if that's all you want, it's a way to have a lot of fun.

Signing off. Off to the gym. Got to get it back right.