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Do black women with BIG BUTTS have more fun?


We certainly do. Well, I certainly use too. More on that later.

Cincinnati’s most popular black radio station, with mostly black callers, usually covers topics on everything from local and national politics to crime and punishment. Guest on the show range from big wigs like the town’s black mayor to passionate grassroots activist.

But on a sweltering hot Thursday in Cincinnati the afternoon portion of the show got hotter than the temperature outside when the following question was asked by the black male host, Which celebrity body/butt do callers most fantasize about.

The radio stations lines lit up with seemingly horny, otherwise intelligent men who happily told which celebrity “badonkadonk” was in their fantasy file. Most of the callers appeared to care more about the butt than the entire body.
Names tossed out included celebrities with the best bods/butts in the business. Serena, Alicia Keys, Fantasia, Halle Berry, and Gabrielle Union. Amazingly no one mentioned LisaRaye McCoy's “badonkadonk.“ I'm a straight woman, who unapologetically thinks that McCoy has got one of the best butts in the business.

Big surprise, Serena's butt won "most fantasized about butt." According to the men informally polled, Serena is Queen “badonkadonk.”

The horny talking radio callers that went wild over female celebrities butts caused this question to pop in my head, "Do black women with big butts have more fun?"

Yes, we do. I use too before I ate one too many bacon cheese burgers.

As a former big butt woman, and now bigger butt woman, I can tell you that when you have a big butt you have a ton of fun. Black men swoon over you and promise you the world and their first born child by another woman (who by the way, has no butt) if they can get a piece of you.

In this good black man recession, it is a must that you have a big butt if want to increase your chances of getting a man. A big butt is the bait you will need to snag your prey. However if all you have is a big butt, you'll get lot’s of indecent proposals and probably no marriage proposals, especially if you dress more sleazy than classy. Butt Bait and nothing else will not get you nothing with a price tag over $100.

If you've got a Serena super-sized butt , you have a little more to catch a man, and a lot more to bargain with.

Funny, there are tons of articles and blogs, books and best selling books, TV shows and TV show specials, that attempt to answer the question of how does a black woman find a good black man.

Who knew the answer was easy. The way to find a good black man is with a big butt. A big butt will lure lot’s of men to you, thus increasing your chances of getting a man.

However, a big butt will only get you so far. If you hope to land a good black man, you have to be a good black woman. You define what it means to be a good man or good woman. Everybody’s definition is different.

For black women that weren’t born with big butts, buy one. It’s as easy as buying fake hair, although way more costly. Or you can go the cheap route and purchase butt pads. Consider yourself lucky if you have a big butt and make sure you keep it right if you’re single and looking to catch a black man. At the very least, if that's all you want, it's a way to have a lot of fun.

Signing off. Off to the gym. Got to get it back right.

Best Look, Less Heat? Fantasia vs. Alicia

The question was posed on a popular radio show as to why Fantasia appears to be getting more scrutinized for her alleged adulterous affair than Alicia Keys. The answer to that question is simple--looks. According to most blogs and tweets that I've read-- most people think that light skinned Alicia Keys looks better than dark brown skinned Fantasia. No post or tweet has directly stated that, but the comments as I read in between the lines, reflect that. Generally, I stay out of the light skin - dark skin debate in the black community because it irks and offends me that the color on ones skin still matters. Sadly, it most certainly does and it's the number one reason that it appears Fantasia is being scrutinized harder than Alicia Keyes.

Fantasia and Alicia Keys are beautiful women. If I were to pick who was more beautiful; I'd go with Fantasia. because I fall into her 'look' category. Or at least I use too a few years back. Fantasia appears to be the kind of 'around the way woman' that every black man would love to have sex with. Sassy cute. Short hair cute. Thick hips and lips cute. Hood cute. Put a drink on your butt cute. Fantasia has the kind of Serena-esq booty that a black man would pay just to touch.

Alicia Keys on the other hand, appears to be the kind of woman that has a universal appeal. She has society - standards of good looks that singers write songs about. She has the kind of look that men want to make wifey. The kind of look that people accept when you allegedly steal someone's husband. She has the kind of looks men tweet about. A few weeks back I read a tweet that stated, "The most beautiful pregnant woman in the world just walked into the studio, Alicia Keys." I was blown away.

It's sad that the light skinned vs. dark skinned debate can't be buried. Its unfair that it appears the lighter complexioned Alicia Keys has somehow not been thrown as far under the bus because she is viewed as more attractive and desirable. Why do some people think Keys is good enough to marry the man that she allegedly took, and that Fantasia is only good enough to be taken. Yes, rumors swirl that her man, whose last name she has tattooed on her chest, set her up to make a buck.

It’s also very sad that in 2010 Red bones still have more fun, or at least they aren't thrown so far under the bus when they allegedly steal someone's man.

Stay strong ladies, only God can judge.
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